Percy Jackson/Warriors Spoof

By Mistleheart

Percy Jackson/Warriors Spoof
Cloudtail: It's just great to have this afternoon all to ourselves, isn't it, Brightheart?

Brightheart: Absolutely. With no enemy warriors attacking, and most of all, no books raining from the sky -

Jayfeather: You just had to say that.

(Books start falling from the sky)

Cloudtail: (screams like a Twoleg girl and runs into the nursery) Not again!

(Water rushes over the camp, along with a few pepperoni pizzas; Percy Jackson appears)

Percy Jackson: Behold, (croak)the great Peter (croak) Johnson!

Honeyfern: Is there a toad in your throat?

Percy Jackson: (throws up toad soup)

The kits: Yuck!

(Annabeth Chase appears)

Annabeth: You don't belong in this book, Percy! GET OUT!

(all the Percy Jackson characters appear)

Tigerstar: Puny - Twolegs!

(skeleton warriors kill Tigerstar for the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001th time)

Nico: Hello, I'm depressing! I think that was the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,002nd time we killed him.

Percy: No, that's the 50,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,001st time. I have more precise counting.

(zombies crawl out of the gap in the ground)

Lionblaze: (rudely interrupts) Uh, Peter Johnson, and Depressing, it would be better if you left our camp, especially when it's flooded by toad soup and books.

Percy: Who's Peter Johnson?

Nico: Who's Depressing?

Cinderheart: You introduced yourself as 'Peter Johnson' and 'Depressing'.

Percy: Oops. Well, I'm Percy Jackson! I'm famous!

(cats get stuck in Arachne's Chinese Handcuffs)

Jason Grace: What the heck, Annabeth!

Annabeth: Oops.

Percy:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Berrynose: Get out of here, non-believers!

Percy: (puts feet up to relax) Non-believers...in what?

Berrynose: The awesome, beautiful, cuddly, delicious...StarClan!

Firestar: (frowns) Uh, StarClan is cuddly? Delicious?

Tigerstar: StarClan is worthless!

(skeleton warriors kill Tigerstar)

Nico: Hahahahahaha! Percy, now my counting is precise and yours not! Hahahahahaha!

Annabeth: (muttering) Insane boys.

Bluestar: I volunteer for being totally insane! AH I DON'T BELIEVE IN STARCLAN NO I DO! (a car drives up and Bluestar gets in it)

Percy: I never knew cats could drive cars.

Leo: HAZEL HAS CAST AN ILLUSION ON US!

Hazel： DID NOT!

Hazeltail：I am Hazeltail!

Bob: I am Bob!

Bramblestar: What kind of name is that?

Annabeth: IS THAT PEPPERONI? (eats)

Percy: You get fat very quickly.

Annabeth: How dare you!

Rachel Dare: I will eat you, Jay's feather will eat you, I will eat you!

Jayfeather: That's not a prophecy!

Annabeth: OUT!

Percy: I'd like to stay here. Harry Potter wasn't as annoying as these cute kittens.

Small Bob: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.